* Star Support *

I've just finished a quick online discussion/interview with Hollywood Gossip Guru Perez HILTON!
This guy has worked with more celebrities in his short lifespan than Daniel Jacob Radcliffe would have spoke the words 'Expelliarmus'

Anyways getting back on track, Perez was soo stoked on the amount of views and gossip this blogspot has attracted in it's short time running that he asked a few big names what they thought about it.

Here's what they had to say.

Eminem:  "Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent, and Chris and Steve you can crash at mine anytime!."

Justin Timberlake: "I've had girls pop out of hotel closets... Teenage girls are pretty crazy. Actually, no, Steve and Chris are crazier."

Tara Reid: "I know this sounds ridiculous, but Steve and Chris are hot. They sound like the best fun. I'm constantly checking their blogspot!" 

Jeff Bahr: "If I didn't have a job i'd spend my days at the computer waiting for the next post from these boys!"

Craig Young: "I don't have a job and if I did i'd quit so that I can continue my life of viewing Chris and Steve's blogspot. Guess you could say it is my job?"

Perez Hilton: "Today I officially became the number 2 most viewed blogger. These boys defiantly deserve the top spot with their effort".

* Justin with two awards which he named 'Stephen and Christopher'

* Craig just down right HUSTLIN!

* Tara @ the playstation2 launch back in 2000

* Jeff straight outta NAHYOURITEMATE

Thanks Again to EVERYONE for your support and Perez for his Time.

JUST UNDER 161 HOURS TIL WE JET OFFFFFFFF

T is for THOMAS!

We here at 'wheeandstevefangamerica' would like to thank Thomas for all the support and help in which he has contributed over the passing 2 weeks. 

His constant views and checks for updates have helped lead us well towards our departure goal and ambitions of finally doing something for this country.

At night i dream.

I dream of a trip, to America.

Where one day Thomas too will be traveling alongside myself and Christopher but the trip in this dream is different!

WE'RE ON A BOAT!

ILY THOMAS

Just In!

Hot off the press/msn party Craig 'The Craig' Young has let me know about his debut album, so hot infact it hasn't even got a name or artwork.

Stay tuned.

In other news:
A big thankyou to all our frequent blogspot checkers. :)
<3

1 Week and Counting...

Well this time next week me and steve will have left Sydney and on our way.

Exciting times are ahead, i have pretty much everything organized so i hope it's all smooth sailing or should it be smooth flying? ha.

Anyways my illness is going so that's good not sure about Steves foot just yet.

Showtime.

Nothing really interesting to post tonight except Chris and I are striving to reach 1000 views before we fly out next Thursday...

So do what you must to help us out!

Let it be sit here continuously clicking refresh on your internet browser, telling friends about our blog, advertising it on mybook and facespace or even sit up until the early hours sipping on wine like I am to support those who are actually trying to help us reach our week long goal!

We're playing this weekend =]

Not Good. Not Good At All.

After work tonight a friend came around to check out an ebay item he had won because his internet is up the kitty litter. Whilst doing this he managed to knock the only wine glass I could loacte in the kitchen a few nights earlier causing it to fall and BREAK!

OHHHH POOOOOOO...

Anyways Jack had messaged me during the night to see if I could take him across to Shepparton so he could get a stretcher for his ear from Beau and with no wine glass I found it a great opportunity to drop into Coles and grab some new banging wine glasses! When we arrived Beau had his Pyjamas on and a little backpack with all his personal love including harmonica in hand.

After a mad shuffle session out front of Beau's we filled the car and drove to McDonalds ate McFlurrys and drank Pop Top Apple Juices then drove back towards Tatura.

Whilst Passing the new Quest Apartments construction site we noticed a heap of kittens frolicking by the large dumpster so we made a quick you bolt and pulled over out the front just as the Divy Van drove around the corner which was now in front of us at the Tennis Courts.

Yep lights came on and they did the good old check..

Which for me is bad because I've been caught drink driving in the past and still on my interlock period for a small amount of time meaning one passenger restriction is still enforced.

I got out of the car and was real polite and nice about the pulled over incident and kept making conversation to try avoid them looking at my license in detail.

As the officer hands my license back he flips it over and makes it clear to me what is printed on the back.

I - Alcohol Interlock

X - Not Permitted to drive vehicle with more than one passenger

DANG!

Lucky it was cold and he "Didn't want to argue the fact or hear excuses" because of the temperature.

So I got to drive home and am safe in my room now with my license still!

Oh and turns out the only reason they pulled us over was because the Construction Site has been getting stuff boosted from the Apartment rooms eg. White Goods/Kitchen Appliances.

Oh oH OH and turns out there's a difference between white and red wine glasses!

learnt something new...

IN A POSITIVE TERM

9 DAYS.

Our well-being hits new low!

Well we have been struck by illness and injury, just days before we leave.

Acko was doing his daily duties of un-packing beer when his world came crashing down, or should i say crushing? as his foot became impaled and crushed, well maybe not impaled but it was crushed!

UH-OH!



Now i have been struck down with an illness, quite possibly a common cold, maybe the flu, even maybe swine flu(steve mentioned an old wives-tale to fight swine flu is to use beer as mouthwash), it's highly unlucky i would have bird flu or meninjacocle but stranger things have happened.

see below; jesus in a kit kat



JUST IN:via telephonic device
Steve almost died in car crash, luckily his car has all the latest safety features!

New Day

So after reading Steves new post about the flu i have taking little to no knowledge about it as i am fair old blind, pissed, wasted, maggoted or plain and simply drunk!

I did not win on the pokies tonight.

Which is a shame.

But i am happy.

As my heading reads it is a new day which means 9 Days till we depart.

Our countdown has finally reached single figures which makes me just say, 'You Little Ripper!'



Sleep Tight!

Flu to America

In a non disrespectful way

THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY.

i haven't actually read the below article but from what I've been told it seems to be a pretty serious situation.

Attemps to contain spread of swine flu virus

Published: Monday 27 April 2009 10:03 UTC 
Last updated: Monday 27 April 2009 10:03 UTC

An increasing number of Asian and Latin American countries are taking measures to contain the spread of a new swine flu virus. Travelers from Mexico, the source of the virus, have to undergo a strict medical examination upon arrival. Many countries have issued a negative travel advice for Mexico, and China has ordered a ban on the import of pork from Mexico and a number of Latin American countries, after Russia took a similar measure earlier. The European Commission wants to call an emergency meeting of the EU health ministers to discuss the outbreak of swine flu.

In Mexico, 103 people have died of swine flu, and about 1,600 people have been infected with the virus. Cases of swine flu are being reported in an increasing number of countries. Most of the patients are people who have recently been in Mexico. The US has confirmed 20 cases, though in none of these are the patients seriously ill. The US health authorities expect more.

Six cases have been diagnosed in Canada, and suspected cases have been reported from Spain, Israel, Australia, New Zealand and Brazil. The World Health Organisation has warned of a pandemic, but says it is well-prepared. 

The swine flu outbreak has led to lower prices for airline shares at European stock exchanges. In Paris, Air France lost nearly 10 percent compared to 12 percent for Lufthansa in Frankfurt. Investors fear fewer people will travel as a result of the outbreak.

Meh you live life once, so be it if we die over in America.

6 Fingers and 4 Thumbs

Oh i'm soo excited that i've started coming to terms with what it is we're about to do.

Koshi rang me the other morning returning my call about setting up an interview in Sydney between flights and it's all good!

BOOM BOOM POW!

All these random adds on Myspace are starting to make use of themselves.

*Chris showing me the bicycle boxes he has for our trip as I represent the new Jack McCarty Clothing Line on webcam*

Rain rain go away, Me and Steve leave in 10 days!

Well i can safely say i have had enough of this rain, nothing really good comes out of it unless you are one of those people that like it haha, well it has giving me time to brush up on my rubik's cube skills.

10 Days!

Dang! Yang!

Yep just finished work, drove home, pulled up out the front grabbed my phone, iPod, pizza, 2 red bulls and 1.25l coke and locked the car.

Keys Still In It.

Then I get inside my room and on the computer to blog the occurring incident and the wireless disconnects WTFFFFF..

 Turns out my brother made an attempt of moving the router so that the ethernet cable would reach the Playstation in another room causing the power to fall unplugged. 

I look in my desk draw and find a spare key to my car.

WOOOPIE! 

11 DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Music/Canada/Life = <3 @ 6am

It took me two attempts to sign in and judging by the time there's more than likely a reasonable excuse for that.

Christopher won't answer his phone so I will post what I have to tell him for all to view.

I rang Iva for the first time today whilst outside of McDonalds in Sheppartdog and she knows the owner of an indoor park so we're organizing an Aussie day at the local scene.

B.B.Q VB ect ect.. 

Don't think i've ever consumed a VB before? Might be a good experience whilst in Toronto!!!

Well Chris won on the pokies tonight and I have nothing to match that except some dope songs I've found online...

DOWNLOAD AND ENJOYYYYY.

Just simply right click the bangers and select "save file as"

(Mac users select "Download linked files as")

• The BeeGees - Stayin’ Alive (Misio More-Bass Edit)

• The Cool Kids- Pump Up The Volume (Flosstradamus Remix)

• The Aston Shuffle - Real Hot For Everyone (THE HUMP DAY PROJECT Remix)

• Scattermish & Mat Cant - Hornbo

• Lily Allen - The Fear

Hey! This guy's paying out!

Well well, i played the pokies and i won.

Hip hip hooray.

It was quite the enjoyable time and i need all the money i can get at the moment seeing as though our journey is 11 days away. :)

yay!

Wal*Mart

I'm not taking any luggage with me I decided just going to buy everything from the first Wal Mart I find.

I'll keep the receipts then return it all before we fly out so that I save on flight expenses and can spend more money buying drinks on the plane.

Or I could just tap into Christopher's blood as it is 90% alcohol these days.

Maine - Itinerary Part 3.

When I finish work of an afternoon I spend a fair amount of time when it's dark on my mac as daylight savings makes it dark earlier.

Whilst fanging Facebook the other night I had a rather interesting conversation with a friend that lives in Massachusetts. Lori's parent's own one of the top 10 summer camps in America in which Families pay up to a near $9000 u.s dollars to send a kid for an eight week period over their summer break.

Chris and I get to stay there for FREE =]

P.s Please clean my kicks Christopher.

Training!

Seeing as though we do not have a Globo Gym nearby.

Simply by watching this builds our stamina(for girls not men).

Next stop Alabama Y'all - Itinerary Part 2

Sooooo after K - Rudds guest apperance on our blog, here is our 2nd stop for our trip which goes to Jordan.

From the words of SteveHimself:

then just write got another place lined up down south of America
professional YALL ER
Jordan has given the goods of letting us crash at her sisters with her over the summer break in ALABAMA!
haha that's right sweet home Alabama

ahh i'm not good at this blogging stuff but my cube is lubedddddddddddddddd.

ily.

NahyouriteKev

Cheers to fellow Australian Kevin Michael Rudd who has kindly donated 900 dollars towards my travel expenses earlier this afternoon.

For anyone one who is unsure of Kevin's responsibilities in life, he is Australia's 26th Prime Minister who has had the crazy idea of handing out 900 dollars to most Australians in the bid to help rebuild our economy. 

I'd like to thank Kevin for her generous offer and to Christopher I say, lets hope they sell cheap booze and good fake I.Ds HAHA!

[22:14:29]

Christopher says: 

mention i had to re-lube my rubik's cube.

[22:14:34]

Christopher says: 

but do it as a ps:

[22:14:34]

Christopher says: 

 =]

[22:14:38]

Christopher says: 

hahaha.

[22:14:41]

Christopher says: 

crazy mission it was.

[22:14:47]

steveHIMSELF says: 

hahaha

[22:14:56]

Christopher says: 

had to pull the whole thing apart because i fucked up the lubing the first time haha.

[22:14:59]

Christopher says: 

but man.

[22:15:03]

Christopher says: 

spins like a dream!

Out And ABOOOOOOTT - Itinerary Part 1

Yet to be confirmed of exact dates but young amature snowboarder Miss Iva Piksa has given it the all clear and invited Christopher and I to hang out and stay in local zone Toronto with her and mates.

Iva's a really nice girl but at the same time a full party animal that will drink any Irish pub dry on a monday night!

She promises to take us to Niagara Falls for a swim and dip in exchange for some real Aussie Tucker (Kangaroo and Koala) as well as swap me her super awesome peak for an authentic Carlton Draught Trucker wooo!

14 Days and we will be outta here!

Here's some Pics of Iva on the Amature Circuit she's just completed.

Lappy Love

I won the battle with my head and decided it would be of great advantage to have possession of a laptop whilst part taking in our travels over seas for easy communication and access to this page.

Therefore I bought a nice little Apple Black Book from ebay.

This being said we should have updates posted on here more than ever whilst lost in America, especially with wi-fi hotspots so common in the United States.

Plus when I get back I'm going to try claim it for work expense with Mr Tax Man

BAM!

Hitback

Hmm so it appears Steven is waxing his arms in an attempt for love in the US of A.

Well perhaps i will get a nice haircut before i go in hope of meeting Miley Cyrus.

I have nothing left.

Enjoy the rubik's cube.



ilyblogging.

Turned down by True Love

Now that i'm all set to post as well why should Whee get all the McLovin on here?

Anyways today Fellow local kid Jack Main and I went to Shepp riding and decided that we would have a beautiful Frappe` seesion afterwards.

When we arrive at the out of town McDonalds they explain to us that the Machine is broken and they cannot blend the ice.

fair enough so we travel to the central city Mcdonalds and are told we cannot have Frappe`s after which I paid for simply because they cannot be arsed making anything in the cafe` which contains ice!!!!!

DOG LIFEEEEEE...

This brings me to why I post this when the site's about our upcoming tour de america.

Jack and I are now in my bedroom waiting for the hot wax to chill in which we will be applying to our arms later this evening.

Jack "Imagine swimming in this S@%t"     BAHAHAHAHAHA

Should give me the increased pick up points on Wheeler in America

POW!

Here's a quick shot of Jack in Shepp this evening.

Kids got Balls

Harry Main at Mirra's place. Truck2toejam. from Mirraco on Vimeo.

15 Days

Yes yes, 15 days is all that remains until my flying virginity is popped.

That is all haha.

First Post

Ok, so this a blog Steve and I will run whilist in America, just so we can let everybody know about our fun times. :)

Not much will be on here till around the 7th May.