Wednesday, July 13, 2011

German Helmets!

We are a dying breed us german helmets so to talk about the better times we have shared jump across to this Facebook page and like not having a foreskin

Spread the love and just generally talk about what he's been up too. (pun may or may not have been intended)

Sunday, June 21, 2009

WTF?

Yes that's right!

WTF an update?

Tonight I decided to have a peep show of the page and noticed we've received more views now that we've stop making posts then we did when we were making them whilst over in America!

Anyways just finished my bourbon coke and raspberry and am letting you all know that Whee and Steve are at it again in a short period of time!

More to be announce later.

Keep tight puppies in shoes!

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Friday, May 29, 2009

FUCKVIRGINBLUE.COM/SLUT/CUNTS/PRETTY GIRLS

Here we are at a bar in the Sydney Airport domestic terminal. Our flight to Melbourne is at 9.25am and it is currently 11.41am.

DO THE MATHS.

We arrived in Sydney happy as bees and before we knew it the hive was under attack!

We collected our bikes which were looking better than before they left Los Angeles (Once again thank you V-Australia) and made our way through Customs. We ere over stocked on items containing Alcohol however managed to get through no hassle only to find our connecting flight had departed before we made it to check-in.

Meh no real loss except the next flight was booked out due to everyone being re boarded to this flight which was at 11.15am meaning our flight was now at 12.15pm.

With no way to contact our parents because Christopher was unaware of his Papa's number and mine not carrying his we were straight out fucked.

Anyways to make shit worse Virgin FUCKING BLUE wouldn't fly our bikes to Melbourne as they did from Los Angeles to Sydney (they had to be boxed).

we will continue later as I have to clsoe the tab at the bar and we need to go to our gate and fly out...

plus my times almost expired.

xoxoxox

Thursday, May 28, 2009

OMFG

Here we are, Fresh as a Mexican with the Swine flu and ready for Australia.

We've had a crazzzzzzzy last few days resulting in a lack of blogging however been kept on our toes frequently and in line by our main man Sati.

Christopher has just informed me that he's burger has 4 PICKLES haha!!

We spent majority of this morning in bed resulting in checking out 2 hours late and drinking 8 beers.

After that we went to the local skate park we found last night just down the road from our hotel in Inglewood and then decided we should try and get to the airport to buy bicycle boxes.

OHHH BOY WAS THAT A SHIT IDEA.

No Joke we spent almost 3 hours walking from terminal to terminal, international to domestic, domestic to international in search of a common box made from the substance known as card.

(P.s There are girls to Christopher's left eating Carrots. They looked at me when I had a glance HAHA!)

Anyways back to the topic!

After asking every store, information booth and airline worker we could come across we went back to V-Australia to get some real Australian advice.

We were told that the best option is to head back to the hotel and return with our luggage.

When we arrived back at Terminal 3 after tipping the Shuttler driver 15 dollars we were surprised to find that every V-Australian staff member including V-America knew who we were and what we were after.

WE WERE LIKE A HOT -DOG AT A YANKEES GAME!

One guy approached us after analyzing the bicycles still completely built and ready to ride he disappeared and returned several minutes later asking us "are you ready to go?" with a smile upon his face.

He'd called 5 different people down stairs and managed to convince them to let us check our bikes in fully built and with luggage tags stuck to the frames!

WOOOO!

All we had to do was deflate the tires so they would not go KABANG!

Another bloke was asking the get to knows about our bike makes and models before calling Christopher a trader for having sporting Mongoose stickers on a Fly Frame!

WHAA WHAAAA WHEEE..

Anyways in other words for all you Bicycle riders who intend on purchasing travel packaging for your bikes at LAX.....

FORGET ABOUT IT!

Unless that is you want to travel the golden way with V-Australia!!!

Whee and Steve would like to take this opportunity to THANK all those V-Australia blog followers for their help and support throughout this stressful ordeal.

Thank You Blokes and Sheilas, Thank You!

Current Status.

We're sitting in Burger King eating a meal and having a bucks.

I'm about to hand ball the lappy over to Christopher for some final words.

Boom Boom Pow!

Well seeing as Steve has covered our last day, i would like to tell all you viewers about our last night.

We thought we should have a few ales and chill with Sati(our receptionist). So we went down to the spa area as Steve wanted to have a splash, the water was extremely hot so Steve watched some little kiwi kids jump into a boiling hot 3 1/2ft spa! HAHAHA.

He quotes, 'it was great to talk to the neighbours'.

After the spa we went and hung out with Sati, man this dude is sweet, we drank beer and went on the computer on his reception desk, he ordered pizza for us and even let me use his toilet!

We talked shit with him for a while, topics we discussed were, where to go to pay for sexual favours, where not to wear red clothing or drive a red car. HAHA and we shared some of our stories with him too.

Great Guy.

Shortly after 11pm when he knocked off the next guy came on and Sati got in trouble for our actions, we felt bad and left for our room.

On the way to our room i forgot our room cards so i went back down but they were in my pocket the whole time.

Here's a few snaps from the previous days.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Australia here we come.

We have become Americans therefore going to Australia is no longer classed as going home.

We are now travelling to Australia as a working holiday.

But back to US of A for now.
It is our last day here before we fly out at 11pm Wednesday evening.

We are going riding today so it will be fun then booze tonight.

What a lovely day.

See you all soonish.

PS: Comment if you are interested in joining the wheeandstevefangnewzealand tour. Later on this year. No limit on numbers!

Monday, May 25, 2009

Goodbye New York City

Here we are sitting in front of the T.V watching America's Funniest Baseball memories.

Less than an hour now until we make our way across into Manhattan and say goodbye to the Goodman family before jumping on the subway system and catching a train to the airport.

Our flights at 6am so we have a bit of time to kick before then but plan not to sleep until tomorrow night to get the most of time in California for the last 3 days.

Chris just quoted. "This is going to either work out really good. OR REALLY BAD"

referring to our sleep plan haha.

Peace =][=

Sunday, May 24, 2009

5 Days.

Here we are alive and well and currently on the back porch of the Goodman's crib spending some time on the Apple devices. Chris is playing ten pin bowling on my iPod touch and i'm fanging the wireless.

We spent Wednesday night at Hooters for a much enjoyed meal however the breasts weren't the greatest and very chewy. So we ordered the steak. I also managed to booze there under the identity of Marcus Wren and Wheeler had to sit dry haha.

Plus the girl gave me a discount if I had 4 pots so Chris had to wait it out haha.

Whilst there I met a bloke in the toilet from the Brooklyn who claimed to be homeless so I told him to be patient and let me finish and gave him a few bangers and received a kiss on the cheek in exchange!

When i returned to our beautiful evening table Christopher went to the can as well and I thought I was awesome and started talking to our waitress Sarah. After making conversation about her busy day the next day, plus it was her birthday.

What better way to drop the line of "what's your number darl i'll send you some love tomorrow" HAHA!

Worked a charm until we called later that night and a bloke answered PURE LOL!

He was pretty stoked about the whole ordeal and wasn't annoyed because he had just finished work.

Thursday we spent the day at the Empire State Building and Central Park before catching up with Elizabeth and Shreya . We had a fun night of dress ups, grocery shopping at midnight and managed to get 7 hours sleep before being woken at 9am as the girls were off to the Hamptons for the weekend and were leaving at 10am. Due to lack of sleep Christopher and I spent that morning at the cinemas on 42nd street. What better place to catch up on sleep but at the cinemas?

I swear i watched 10 minutes in total and slept across 4 chairs for the rest of it. Chairs in American cinemas are DOPE!

They recline hahaha!

After the film we got a feed of McDonalds over the road, checked out the Statue of Liberty, Brooklyn Bridge and even managed to find the Brooklyn Banks!!

We then made our way back into the city and check out the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum then had a feed and caught the subway back to our pick up point for the evening.

We managed to catch the A train Express and over shoot our station by 50 STREETS haha..

Having a good run with this overshooting and arriving in the wrong suburbs with public transport haha!..

Anyways all is good here on Saturday. We spent Friday night here at the Goodman's in which Chris managed to block the Toilet upstairs last night and we had to ask Adam for the plunger in the morning haha!

We're spending tonight here as well and heading over into Manhattan later on this afternoon.

Chris and I had a very serious match of Ping Pong before also with him winning the last two sets to take the championship..

CONGRATULATIONS MATE.

We fly out Monday morning at 6am back to the west coast to be re-united with Sati and our bikes.

Must say has been a fun trip and very busy towards the end.

Oh and we bought a large quantity of I HEART NEW YORK shirts haha

Chris bought 10 for $20

I bought 7 for $10

However my prints are all crooked and dodgy stitching haha!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Good Morning

Well here we are the end of Wednesday.

Elizabeth from NYC spoke to us tonight and invited us for a sleepover slumber party tomorrow night which we accepted.

Then we are spending some time at her families in New Jerseys as she is in the Hamptons for the weekend.

Christopher is spending the last 10 minutes on the fire escape balcony wasted watching road rage as he just advised me a taxi cut off a truck and the truck driver exited his truck and abused the taxi driver as the cops were on the corner hahahaha!

Went to Hooters tonight in NYC where they filmed the film 'Big Daddy' and I got the new girls number hahaha.. ANd purchased mumma Sue a mother's day present HAHA!

We got Phone minutes today as well after about 3 days of no minutes/credit.

Also got knocked back for I.D for the first time tonight but wet elsewhere and rewound the happening hahaha...

Current staus = BOOZED.......

Love you alll

Steve..

I got too booze and Hooter's with Wrenny's I.D and Wheeler had to sit like a flat tire and wait hahaha..

BOOM BOOM POW

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Times Square

12.47pm at the moment and the hotel has managed to get another night out of us with their "check out at 12.00pm or stay another night" agreement.

Got some awesome material last night live from Times Square as we were in search of our missing Kangaroo. Christopher wondered off when I was filming some videos in stores and ended up buying a couple of snags/hotdogs which have seemed to make him the very sick child this morning, his at his third poo! YUCKK!

Seems in New York City they're quite interested in Australian Prostitution as well haha!

Untitled from stephen atkinson on Vimeo.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Update.

Hey hey.
Here we are in New York, Steve is having a bath, we are drinking Buds, might go try and get photo's with the Naked Cowgirl tonight, Times Square is huge, we went and seen the WTC site, it's basically a big hole, pretty sad.

We have one week left in America, Steve also was wondering if our towns miss us?
Comment us and let us know.

We stumbled upon this song in Hollywood, it's dope.

Peace!

Woooooo Hoooooo

Well we are in New York City about a block from times square.

I must say it's pretty dope.
Steve has an extremely sore back from the love he made with a girl the other night.
He doesn't want to believe it but i know it's true.

Times Square is massive and there is sooooooo much advertisement.

All i can hear from my right is complaints from Steve about his back, he is contemplating taking 6 pain killers.

We went and bought NY New Era hats.

We get a New Era from each city we visit, it's cute.

Buhbyes.

EDIT:I would like to see if we can get to 3000views before we leave, currently sitting at 2092.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Earthquake - Los Angeles

Local News

Magnitude 4.7 earthquake rattles the southland from Los Angeles to the U.S./Mexico border

Staff Writer

Sunday, May 17^th, 2009.
Issue 20, Volume 13.

UPDATE: May 17, 9:45 pm

According to people commenting on www.myvalleynews.com and www.myvillagenews.com, people felt the earthquake all the way to the U.S./Mexico border. People commented within minutes of the quake from Fallbrook, Bonita, Chula Vista, Ramona, Anza, Oceanside and San Clemente. See comments below.

UPDATED STORY: May 17, 10:01 pm

LOS ANGELES - An earlier reported 5.0 earthquake is now being reported as a magnitude 4.7 earthquake, which struck tonight in South Los Angeles, and minutes later a magnitude 3.1 aftershock occurred, but no major damage or injuries were reported.

The "moderate'' 4.7 quake struck shortly before 8:40 p.m., a mile east of Lennox, a mile south southeast of Inglewood and 10 miles south southwest of the Los Angeles Civic Center, according to Caltech.

The rumbling lasted 10 to 15 seconds and was felt throughout the Greater Los Angeles area and as far south as San Diego, according to various witnesses.

It was the strongest quake to strike the Southland since the magnitude 5.5 earthquake that hit in Chino Hills last July 29.

The 3.1 aftershock occurred just after 8:45 p.m. a mile north northwest of Hawthorne and 3 miles southwest of Inglewood, according to Caltech.

A 2.5 "microquake'' also struck in the area at 8:44 p.m., according to Caltech.

No fires, structural damage or injuries due to the earthquake were reported in El Segundo, Inglewood, the city of Los Angeles or Los Angeles County, fire and police department officials from various agencies said.

In El Segundo, burglar alarms were triggered and the Chevron refinery had a ``burnoff,'' when excess refinery gases were burned, said Sgt. Mike Gill of the El Segundo Police Department. Burnoffs are standard procedure after an earthquake, Gill said.

The city fire department went on ``earthquake emergency mode,'' although there was no damage reported, according to police and fire officials.

Fire engines at stations in the quake area were initially taken out of their garages as a precaution but were later returned.

Officials at Los Angeles International Airport, which is near the epicenter, released a statement saying, "Operations are normal and there are no flight delays following preliminary inspections of terminals, the airfield, Sepulveda Tunnel and other areas of the LAX Central Terminal Area.''

A similar statement was issued by officials at John Wayne Airport in Santa Ana in Orange County.

UPDATE: May 17, 9:10 pm

LOS ANGELES - A magnitude 5.0 earthquake struck tonight in South Los Angeles, and minutes later a magnitude 3.1 aftershock occurred, according to Caltech.

The "moderate'' 5.0 quake struck shortly before 8:40 p.m., a mile east of Lennox, a mile south southeast of Inglewood and 10 miles south southwest of the Los Angeles Civic Center, according to Caltech.

The rumbling lasted about 10 to 15 seconds and was felt as far away as northern San Diego county.

The 3.1 aftershock occurred just after 8:45 p.m. a miles north northwest of Hawthorne and 3 miles southwest of Inglewood, according to Caltech.

The city fire department went on "earthquake emergency mode,'' although no damage or injuries were immediately reported, according to police and fire officials.

FIRST REPORT 8:54 pm

A magnitude 5.0 earthquake has hit the greater Los Angeles area, as reported by the U.S. Geological Survey Site. The event happened at about 8:39 pm and the official report is not ready yet. The shaking was felt as far away as Northern San Diego County, where the shaking was moderate and lasted for about 10 seconds.

The exact location of the epicenter was:

Location 33.940°N, 118.338°W

Depth 13.5 km (8.4 miles)

Region GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA, CALIFORNIA

Distances 2 km (1 miles) E (91°) from Lennox, CA

2 km (1 miles) SSE (159°) from Inglewood, CA

3 km (2 miles) NNE (22°) from Hawthorne, CA

7 km (4 miles) ENE (72°) from El Segundo, CA

15 km (10 miles) SSW (213°) from Los Angeles Civic Center, CA

Location Uncertainty horizontal +/- 0.4 km (0.2 miles); depth +/- 0.9 km (0.6 miles)

Parameters Nph=139, Dmin=7 km, Rmss=0.42 sec, Gp= 40°,

M-type=local magnitude (ML), Version=C

Source California Integrated Seismic Net: USGS Caltech CGS UCB UCSD UNR

Event ID ci10410337

Link to USGS earthquake map

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsus/Maps/US2/33.35.-119.-117.php

Breaking News!

So i am enjoying my internet time and i hear a moan to my right.

It appeared to the naked eye that whilst steve was trying to eat his chicken nuggets he some how managed to get sweet'n'sour in his eye!

Hahaha.

Don't ask me how.

Airports Part 2.

I have the most painful back at the moment and am not looking to forward to this 6 hour flight across the country.

Pain killers here are silly and do next to nothing and the wrapping causes a headache trying to unwrap.

The rental car deposit has been released again back into onto my Visa which is a bonus and all we need to do now is get our gear into action and book a place for tonight in NYC as we arrive at 1am.

I lost my bank card somewhere in Hollywood but not to pissed about that however if you find it can you please send it to me in NYC or hit me up on mybook or facespace.

It was a brand new card =[

I'm going to shuffle off and search for a massage person or something and let Chris plow his farm on facespace.

He's making me dizzy with the rubik cube.

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The Miley Post

Yet to find Miley and with Chris's woman situation seems I may have to continue this quest solo on our return to Los Angeles early next week.

We managed to find her house however were too busy to pop in for a cuppa.

As much as you don't believe it it's true. We are all friends over here.

Airports

Just a short personal opinion.

Airports Suck.

Getting our on-board luggage x rayed and when i was through and collecting my items one of the guys approaches me asking to look at my hat.

I didn't hesitate and replied with sure thinking something was wrong with it.

The reply i receive is...

"That's a mad hat bro"

BAHAHAH POPPIN!

Current status: sitting on chairs watching planes to laps of the run way with the laptop boosting electricity from LAX and listening to beats.

The Photo Post Part 2

Included in this post are some images captured over the last few days.

Streets of Compton, Mileys Crib, Our Rental Car and some Drunken moments.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Our Day

The Bee Battle from stephen atkinson on Vimeo.

We woke up this morning to knocking on our hotel room by some unknown figure and finding two Sheilas in our Pad and the room looking like a bomb had hit it.

After analyzing the room we cracked a couple of Buds and received some negative feedback from this woman for boozing soo early.

It was 10.30am what was wrong?

Then to our surprise one of the females starts modifying a Monster Energy drink canister into a home made bong.

She used minimal resources including a bud light lid folding in half to insert a hole in the canister then started shooting B's in front of us.

(We found out from Noah that the 3rd meaning of shooting B's is 'to get stoned')

After the opposing sex left the facility we received a phone call from them requesting our hands in marriage over in Vegas.

Sharp and Simple reply.... 'We're busy until next weekend'....

We then made a quick attempt to bring the room back to full recovery before checking out and heading South to catch up with our main man Sati.

This bloke is everything to us. From the first day he was there to support us, give tips about what you can and CANNOT do in America and always down for a good yawn.

He hooked us up with a top level room with 2 Double beds and the optional smoking room, however we declined and took the non smoking as it reminded us of what could happen from this mornings activities.

We unloaded the rental and stashed it all in our room as it was time to return the car.

We then drove to LAX to check out if we can take our bikes on the plane to NYC, turns out it's $175 each person each way, WTF!

So we then drove to Noahs and dropped off our bikes said our goodbyes then returned the car.

Now being in Hollywood after we returned the car, we needed to get to Inglewood where our hotel is for the night, in a car it's around 20 - 30 minute drive so we decided publie transport was the best option.

Turns out we were basically in Compton, and it was ghetto.

Barbed wire everywhere, more rubbish then footpath and security windows similar to the ones fitted in banks on the front counters of McDonalds!

To make things worse we were lost, I rang a taxi and after some confusion a cab arrived, the taxi driver said that we were in a very bad neighbourhood and he thought he was picking up drug dealers.

He was stoked to find out we were Australian and was interested prostitution in Australia, trying to keep a straight face I happily talked back to him and told him about our rules.

We finally got back to the hotel and as we were talking to the driver we experienced an earthquake!

We then went and got McDonalds and on the way there a bum said something to us so i replied with, 'what's that knackers?' which left him in sudden confusion, you could almost say he was startled he then asked if we were going to the liquor store and then i asked if he could buy us beer because we have no money, he turned and walked away! HAHA!

Now we are boozing and about to pack for NYC!

What a day!

I think tonight Me and Christopher will push the beds together tonight! HAHA!

Inglewood Best Western

Listening to some Soulja Boy streaming off the hype and banging out a weekly update!

Checked back into the Best Western with our main man Sati at the front desk and having a very busy yet relaxed afternoon before we fly out to NYC tomorrow. Spoke to a family I'm friends with over there and looks like we have managed to organize ourselves for a week BAHAHA!

Returning our rental car in the next 2 hours and going to chill with Noah and Dan plus drop our bikes off at their house for the upcoming week.

We drove to LAX and inquired about prices to fly our bikes over to the east coast and it seems Josh was correct.

700 United Dollars to fly two 20" bikes across to New York and back to Los Angeles YIKESSSS!!!

haha almost more than the flights!

Uploading a poppin new video as I blog which will take you by storm!

Man we have some talent with video random stuff haha!.

Last night we went lapping with some Americans and managed to piss them off so much that they started laughing and ended up saying they had never laughed so much.

We were producing words that were far from the Australian slang yet quite possibly contenders for the dictionary!

Wheeler may have to fly out to Vegas and get hitched with a lovely sheila he met last night........

The way he's been talking is starting to make me feel a little uncomfortable as he is in love HAHA!